MackenzieSpeaks.com: Four Legged Thoughts

Which came first, the itch or the hind leg?

Dear Humans,

As you may have noticed, I no longer wish to have the faux cowhide cushion placed inside my crate.  This is why, when you arrive home from work, you find it in a heap near the kitchen. 

Your prompt attention to this matter is truly appreciated.

Sincerely,

Mackenzie

The best thing about being a canine?  When I wake up...I'm already dressed.

What to know a secret?  I took a bath yesterday and I smell delicious.  Shhh.

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