MackenzieSpeaks.com: Four Legged Thoughts

Macku:

Large brown vehicle
Slowly driving by outside
Better alert master

Macku:

Large brown vehicle
Slowly driving by outside
Better alert master

Sometimes, while squatting in the yard, strands of grass tickle my belly and make me chuckle.  This would be great if I weren’t trying to pee and/or poop at the time.

Humanipulate.  That's all.

After you finish eating, go back and lick your bowl a few times.  If you own a sympathetic human, this little act may just earn you a treat.

If a human ever tries to make you move, immediately go limp.  You’ll be difficult (if not impossible) to move and they’ll probably just give up and leave you alone.