MackenzieSpeaks.com: Four Legged Thoughts

Dear Humans,

As you are aware, your bed is quite high off the ground. So high, in fact, that I cannot get up there on my own. Therefore, I ask that you install an elevator to allow me to enter and exit the bed at my leisure.

I'm free anytime this week to coordinate the installation.

Your prompt attention is, well, required.

Sincerely,

Mackenzie

Stretching is a must-do after nap activity. First the front legs, then the back...never in the opposite order.

5am? My bad, the 5 looked like a 6. So, while we're both up...

When you don't have to go, you don't have to go.

The muddier my paws, the greater the likelihood that one will find its way onto the carpet.